August 13, 2004
Rajanikanth antics
I got a forwarded email from a friend describing some deeds of Rajanikanth which are not possible to perform in our known Universe under the laws of Physics as we know them. Would any Tamil movie buffs please tell me that this is not true and is just made up by someone for this email joke.
| 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unf ortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... |
Posted by Parag at August 13, 2004 10:22 AM | TrackBack
man these are some of the best.. there should be some more..
I remember one by Jackie shroff and mithun da from some movie.. Jackie keeps shooting somebody and with the bullets he manages to drag the person up the wall onto the roof.. and when he stops shooting that person falls down:-)
one more by dharmendra from a movie aptly named hathodasingh.. he catches bullets fired at him in his hand and throws them back at the shooter and kills them..
but the other day i was amazed at such a foolish story from CSI-Miami.. boy tht was stupid.. a hurricane is going through miami.. a woman is dead in her bedroom with a through a through bullet wound in her neck.. darn how did she die like tht.. who did shoot her in the hurricane.. may be its her ex-husband but no hold onto ur pants she was shot down by the hurricane.. she used to practice shooting in her backyard.. after the practice she woud gather all the empty bullets and store them in a container on a table.. becoz of the winds the container tipped off from the table.. while the container was falling down one bullet hit the table and the wind shot it through the window in her bedroom, through her neck.. bam she is dead.. wowie!!!!
These are extremely hilarious! I had heard of the second one and that is true. But the first and the third are new to me and there is all possibility that they can be true!
Posted by: deven at August 13, 2004 11:01 AMParag
Super !! Myself and my wife laughed so hard after a long time...
I knew the first two, but you can always enjoy these all over again :-)
Posted by: vinayak at August 14, 2004 12:32 PMROTFL. This is hilariously outrageous :) The only problem is that the audience just loves everything that comes their way.
Posted by: Chetan at August 14, 2004 11:31 PMI think more than truth or it being possible; it is just entertaining! The only difference is that many Tamil movie freaks would not consider Hot Shots as a slapstick comedy, but a "real" action movie.
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Posted by: ramu at August 22, 2005 02:17 PMeveryone should read the 'book of lists'. in that there is a story during the french revolution where a woman in the village got pregnant with a bullet that was shot through some soldier's testicles and got embeded in her womb.. immaculate conception...
Posted by: john at August 22, 2005 09:26 PM
