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Home of the brave

April 16th, 2007

As of today, everyone in our household has the same status as far as the government is concerned. V and I took the oath at the naturalisation ceremony to become bona-fide US citizens. Although we are quite proud to be US citizens, please don’t congratulate us. It was very sad to give up our Indian citizenship. I consoled myself saying that all these countries and boundaries between them are not really real, they are just drawn on paper. In reality, we are citizens of the Earth. That doesn’t change with this ceremony. It doesn’t feel any different to be a US citizen. We are still breathing the same air and paying the same taxes.

Also, I didn’t feel that it was a big achievement. There were some people that were taking photos and videos at the ceremony as if it was their graduation or wedding. We just couldn’t understand why. All it took us was filing the right forms and satisfying residency requirements, etc. It also helped not being a member of the communist party or not being associated with the German Nazi or any other fascist regime. Our high moral character was also important in getting our application approved. It is good that we are not habitual drunkards or drug addicts or practice polygamy. Surprisingly, there was nothing about polyandry in the application form. That must not be immoral.

I sincerely think that the ideas described in the “Decleration of Independence”, the “Constitution” and the “Bill of Rights” are fundamentally great and I feel proud to be a part of the nation that is built upon those. I wish the signature on the letter that I received from the White House was of somebody else, but now I get the right to vote and a chance to choose the next President in 2008.

There are various advantages of being a US citizen.

  • First one is getting the right to vote. I really missed voting for the last 16 years since I was out of India during all the elections since 1991.
  • No need to get pesky visas to visit most countries in Europe, South America and most of far east Asia.
  • I’ll be called on for jury duty, which could be quite boring, but I hope to send a pedophile to the electric chair if given a chance.
  • As part of the oath, I swore to bear arms, if called by the United States. Finally, I may get to fire a gun. Yay!

Did I mention the biggest disadvantage? I AM NOT AN INDIAN CITIZEN, ANYMORE.
Not for too long. I have already gathered information to get dual citizenship (Oversees Citizen of India) and plan to file all the necessary forms as soon as I get my US passport. Then, I’ll have the desired status.

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Protected: Luau ‘07

April 10th, 2007
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Aurora in Alaska

April 10th, 2007

One of the many many reasons I want to visit Alaska is this…

Aurora in Alaska

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Telephone tax refund

April 10th, 2007

Don’t miss out on this money that IRS is giving back this year. Anyone who had a phone from 2003 to 2006 can claim this Telephone Tax Refund on their 2006 tax form. This accounts for federal excise tax collected on phone bills during that time. You can dig up the old phone bills and calculate the exact amount of refund, but it is easier to claim the standard amount that depends on number of family members.

$30 for a single filer
$40 for joint filers
$50 for joint filers with 1 dependent
$60 for joint filers with 2 or more dependents.

Our household qualifies for $60 because we have 4 family members. The funny thing is that our children hardly ever used the phone in these 3-4 years, but we can count them as users for the refund. On the other hand, if we go back and dig up all the old bills, with all the phone calls to India, we should probably get more than $60. But, it is too much of a hassle. It is just easier to claim $60.

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Puneri patya

April 5th, 2007

Only for those who can speak/understand Marathi. Others: don’t waste your time.
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Mr. Tambourine Man

April 4th, 2007

My favorite verse of this popular Dylan song…

Then take me disappearin’ through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time,
far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees,
out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.

Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea,
circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate
driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

The imagery gives me goose bumps every time I listen. It is very G.A.-esque. Those who know G.A. Kulkarni would understand.

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Protected: It looks better in B&W

April 3rd, 2007
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April 2nd, 2007
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Goodbye ol’ tree

April 1st, 2007

While driving by this afternoon, I noticed that the farmer finally cut down this dead tree that I had photographed on several occassions over the last 2 years or so. Here are a couple of photos that I could find of that tree in two totally different moods…
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Happy April Fool’s day

April 1st, 2007